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Honestly. I cannot fathom what sort of mental deficiencies the lot of you must suffer, or perhaps enjoy, that you would respond to the threat of termination with more unprofessionalism and rule-breaking.

This is your final warning.

I am sending a representative to observe you personally and report his findings to me. If any of you shoot him, your lack of employment will be the absolute least of your problems.

Hopefully, for your own sake, you have found this instructive,

-The Administrator

Well! Since that last call to action failed to stir the nerves of even the boldest of you, I find myself forced to utilize more drastic measures. The recent lenience you have been enjoying has clearly gotten into your heads. You seem to think that because officials are not there to supervise you at every turn and swat you whenever you so frequently go wrong, you may do as you please. Clearly, you have forgotten that we are always watching. Your dereliction to duty is disgusting, and it will end, now.

To begin with, several of your comrades have shown prolonged idleness, and as a consequence will be removed from play. They are BLU Heavy, BLU Pyro, and RED Medic. On the other hand, RED Scout, RED Pyro, BLU Soldier, and RED Demo will be placed on probation. They may continue their employment provided they complete one log or thread, preferably with a person they have not interacted significantly, within three weeks. If they have not shown markedly improved activity by March 28th, they too will be dismissed.

In addition, several other measures will be taken in order to ensure that your performance does not continue its precipitous decline.

It has come to our awareness that several of you have brought unregistered vehicles to the base. These vehicles have been confiscated from you. The cost of towing them will be docked from this month's paychecks.

The shack at the edge of base, which, I understand, several of you formerly employed as some sort of drinking den when the base itself did not suffice, has been razed to the ground. You will note that the hole in the company fence which allowed you to access it has been repaired, effectively keeping the lot of you within the base's confines. It was a gross oversight, to be sure, and one I would thank you for pointing out had you not done so through crude debauchery.

The auditing staff formerly responsible for overseeing your mail has been sacked. I will now personally monitor every letter or package which enters or leaves the compound. Need I add that any topic of conversation or contraband items deemed dangerous for your health will be kept from you, so that your infantile minds not be disturbed with things beyond their station.

Furthermore, as any one of you with two brain cells to rub together knows, it is not enough merely to take away the means for bad behavior. Clearly, something in this environment must have caused such feckless neglect from our employees. To that end, I have deemed it necessary to take away one more distraction from you.

This base has long entertained the dubious notion of an after-hours armistice, and corresponding cross-team friendships have been allowed to fester and take root like some bizarre plague. Clearly, morale has declined as a result. To that end, the room you referred to as the "common room" shall be locked and barred from here onward, and any instances of fraternization with the enemy will be strictly punished.

It is well past time you all remembered what you are being paid to do. As hired killers, your sole duty is to butcher the enemy in whatever way your meager minds can manage. Friendship, and other such pathetic pastimes, can only distract you from your duties and further detract from the value of your already worthless lives. Comport yourselves accordingly.

I know you have the memory and critical thinking skills of goldfish, but remember: we are always watching.

ATTENTION, YOU BUMBLING LEAGUE OF CRETINS.

Luckily for you undeserving misfits, your ranks have swelled! HQ has managed to secure two hapless souls to serve as Demomen in your rosters, see_four and kiltedcyclops! Find them, meet them, beat them senseless – just try not to scare them away. Procuring suicidal bomb freaks is more difficult than your puny minds can envision. Amazing, yes, I know.

fullmetalmaggot would also do well to note that his continued insubordination to base ceasefire policy has been observed by his superiors. If another trial is what is needed to drive the simple concept of nonviolence into your thick and resistant skull, BLU Soldier, then it is a trial that you will get. Again. And this time, may you be so lucky as to escape with a simple tap on the nose...

ALRIGHTY, so, I know you all hate me 8D GO ON, ADMIT IT!

LOLNO.

Sadly, our RED MEDIC has stepped out of the game EVERYONE TELL HER YOU MISS, DANGIT! so once again that leaves more spots open for our little game. I really need to post this back onto TF2_Fans or something to see if anyone else will take the bait!

So far our open spots are:

RED MEDIC
RED DEMO
RED SOLDIER
BLU PYRO
BLU SNIPER


You know the drill by now to try and bring someone in if they're interested! I've been trying to get my friend in as DEMO but hes being a nooch.

I also had more to say and offer but due to lack of sleep and sounding even remotely coherent, I'll hold it off and we'll let our TF2 nature take its course... Good luck all and pray to whatever you believe in that Dunbar comes back soon so we can get more characters going again!

Alright, so, judging how everyone is just alittle bit eh about the tentaspy idea, we'll just keep him on the back burner for now... We'll come up with a plan and how he magically appears but then we totally pwn his face in one shot!

In other news, it seems that RED Heavy/BLU Demo and RED Medic have disappeared. Or, well, we know that RED Heavy/Dunbar is busy with life and gave a warning but Medic on the other hand, where the heck did she go? :( If you see her, poke her abit to see if she wants to still be active for the RP.

Speaking of active people, I wanna try and find people to fill in our empty slots! If you know anyone who wants to play as a (BLU) Pyro, (BLU) Sniper and/or (RED) Demo, BRING THEM IN!

ESPECIALLY DEMOS, DAMNIT!

Thats it for now~

Again as a reminder, ladies and gentlemen, PLEASE if you have a idea for a open thread just go ahead and start one XD. Common room BBQ hosted by the Engies, Scouts playing with the puppy and showing it to everyone. ANYTHING! Help me out here! GAWD (hearts)

And everything seems to be going swimmingly~ Good 83!!

Now as for that long awaited 'locked in during a storm' RP thread, we talked about at least a month ago, I do believe we wont even touch that factoid until our Red Heavy comes back, she came up with the idea and I say that we shouldn't start it with her!

Lets not leave RP Thread ideas to just us, either! If you have a idea, please by all means post it and we'll all vote!! Or drop me a line and I'll make the poll, eh? XD

So, speaking of voting, a certain little blu birdie (no, not you, Engy) made a suggestion and well, being a fan of it I thought why not give it a try!

[Poll #1397138]

Lastly, for our contacts update I sadly can not change the one Heavy has made down at the start of the community but sooner or later she'll fix it up right herself XD In the mean time if anyone doesn't have someones AIM, leave them a journal message.

Thats all for now 8D~

PS: My last post in the RP Thread? I swear to the gods I was drunk...

Yeah, lets go with that. fuck that came out horrible WHY didnt I edit it?!

I really do...

That should be everything! If I've forgotten any posts please let me know!

Once you notice your log/thread is in the community, please feel free to delete it from your own journals. Try to keep things in proper categories, hm? That also goes for OOC posts that anyone has made, feel free to copy and paste those babies into the OOC community: politeanarchy !

Please, use the community to post future RP Threads!

Also while I'm wearing this thing, I've sent warning notes to:

BLU MEDIC, BLU PYRO and RED DEMO!

Who all have been rather 'mute' for about two weeks. Hopefully they will respond soon, if not then perhaps we can find more people willing to play our BLU counterparts.

If you happen to know these people then please by all means try and get their attention to come back to the game :) Or at least, leave a note in their journal saying that they are leaving(and going to pass the torch) or too busy with schooling/work/life to play right now and will come back soon!